Talking out of both sides of their asses…

Bush: It’s the Democrats’ fault we have high gas prices, because they’re blocking off-shore drilling.

Bush: Offshore drilling could take till 2015 to lower prices.

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McCain: [prior to Obama’s latest mideast trip] He’s only been there one time.

McCain: [after Obama returned] Why is he campaigning in Europe when he should be home?

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Bush: Osama bin Laden is our number one priority.

Bush: I don’t really know where he is and I don’t really care.

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Rumsfeld: We know the iraqis have weapons on mass destruction.

Rumsfeld: Never said that.

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Rumsfeld: There are ties between Iraq and al Qaeda.

Rumsfeld: Never said that.

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Cheney: [see above]

Cheney: [see above]

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Ann Coulter: Showered praise on an Atlanta woman who diffused a dangerous situation after she was taken hostage by an escaped convict, by reading the Bible to him.

Ann Coulter: Hasn’t said a word about this wonderful woman since it was revealed she actually shared drugs with him, not the words of Christ.

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Trent Lott and Orrin Hatch: Demanding a 60 percent majority vote for a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court is “shredding the Constitution.

Trent Lott and Orrin Hatch: Demanding a 60 percent majority vote for senate to raise taxes because that issue is “important” to the American people.

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Hillary: [when she was running for the Dem’s nomination] Not gonna bring race into the campaign.

Hillary: [later] I am by far “the most electable” candidate.

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McCain: Going to keep this a positive campaign.

McCain: Obama is Britney and Paris and has a Messiah complex and he’s arrogant and a jerk.

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McCain: Pro-Life, like any good Republican.

McCain: [asked what he’d do if then-teenage daughter got pregnant] It’s ultimately her choice.

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Wal-Mart: Don’t you dare vote Democrat.

Wal-Mart: Nah, we didn’t threaten our employees. We just informed them.

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Bush Administration: Global warming is liberal bullcrap.

Bush Administration: We are in favor of fighting global warming, and want to lead the way.

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Strom Thurmond: Segregation Forever!

Strom Thurmond: Whoooo’s your daddy!?

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Feel free to add your own…

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