Ten newspaper headlines I would love to read…

I would love to open my newspaper one day and see any or all of the following headlines:

Condoleezza Rice Admits to Affair with Bush

Rush Limbaugh ODs on Oxycodone

Supreme Court Justice Homes Seized for Higher, Better Use

Hannity, O’Reilly, Corsi Caught in Kiddie Porn Sting

Jesus Returns to Earth, Smites Evangelicals, Republicans

Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld Sentenced to Guantanamo

U.N. Expels United States

Karl Rove Hit by Bus

Corporate Crooks to Serve Life Sentences at LA’s Supermax Facility

Ann Coulter: “I have lung cancer.”

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