…Because as everyone knows, Socialism just doesn’t work.
(That’s why those Socialist countries like France and Germany just can’t compete with us when it comes to things like, err, cars.)
…Because as everyone knows, Socialism just doesn’t work.
All this talk prior to the election about how Obama was going to bring in his Socialist friends and turn the United States into New Russia seemed silly then, to anyone with half a brain and an education beyond Rush Limbaugh and Fox News. Now, with most of Obie’s cabinet appointments announced, it appears downright ludicrous.
As many of his suckers supporters have noted, since winning this agent of “change” has stacked his future White House with The Old Guard—picks from either the Clinton years or Bush holdovers, otherwise known as The Usual Gang of Idiots. Particularly with regard to foreign policy and especially Iraq, it’s going to be hard to tell the new place from the old place.
As this article in Politico states today, Obama’s many supporters from the left and even left-center are becoming dismayed at what lies underneath once the mask has come off, and not just regarding appointments. First there was the pledge to immediately repeal Bush’s tax cut for the hoity-toity, but now he’s reversed that, and wanna bet the cuts become permanent at the end of 2010? He’ll find some reason—the economy is just starting to move, and stimulus spending by the business community is helping to create the new jobs we need to grow. —Gee, that’s pretty good; maybe I should be his speechwriter. Of course, there will be a slight uptick in jobs, and he’ll tell you it’s because business-owners are spending again that’s the reason, but it will be no such thing. Instead the gov’ment will just jiggle the numbers as they always do to make things look at least slighty better than they are. Wanna save this posting till 2010 and see if I’m right?
But that doesn’t surprise me so much. What does make me pause is his change of position on the Iraq war. The audacious commander-in-chief-elect had campaigned very pointedly on ending the war “on day one.” I actually thought there might be some truth to that, since he was against it from the very beginning and consistently voted down any aid to the effort.
But things have changed again. (Maybe that’s what he meant by “Change is coming soon.”) Now Obama merely says he will, on day one, begin to design a plan that includes a responsible draw-down. Boy, that’s pussy-footing that even a Michael Dukakis couldn’t match.
Somewhere recently—and now I forget where—I was reading a post about how America really has a set ruling class (with many of the participants named either “Clinton” or “Bush”) no matter who runs the show. I wish I’d bookmarked it, because I’d link to it here as my parting shot. It’s true. You say potato* and I say spud, it’s all the same thing. Here’s to another four years of tacking to the right, hemming and hawing on Guantanamo, Abu Graib, civil liberties, tax cuts for working people, corporate accountability, Pentagon accountability, and a host of other issues we were promised would see “change.” The audacity of it is, 2012 is just around the corner, so soon we’ll start hearing about “change” again.
*Or potatoe if you’re Dan Quayle.
The New York Times article begins, “Faced with staggering new unemployment figures, Democratic Congressional leaders said on Friday that they were ready to provide a short-term rescue plan for American automakers…” To translate that into what it really means, it would read: “Faced with staggering water in the lower decks of the ship, crew members of the RMS Titanic said they are breaking out the Dixiecups to bail out the ailing ship.” You can all go back to your staterooms now. We won’t sink after all.
Dumbfucks, your piddly bailout isn’t going to do jackshit, except take that much money away from projects where it could possibly have an impact. Everybody, everybody, everybody is in agreement that the long-term prognosis for the automakers is death. The only question is quick death or drawn-out, expensive death. The brilliant men and women who have been leading this country into the ground for the past 30 years have decided on the latter, which is the stupidest, as well as most cowardly, decision they could make. They want to appear as though they’ve done everything, while doing everything will just make things worse. But no, appearance is what matters to the spineless scum that populates the halls of Capitol Hill.
There were two ways they could have handled this that, while not without pain, would make some degree of sense. 1) Let ’em die, which I think is the best decision. 2) Throw oodles of money at them, all they need and more, because you know damn well they low-balled what they asked for and it will only last them six months to a year, and they’ll be back for more, pointing, as they do now, to all sorts of progress that’s “just around the corner.” (“This time we’re really turning a corner, honest we are, and we’re starting to get it. Now, can we just pick up our pre-signed bailout checks now because we have a 1PM tee time at the Lexington Country Club golf course. Thanks…“) Instead they do neither. Congress makes the same mistake it made with Vietnam, with Iraq, and with most of the social programs out there: they agree to support it, but only half-heartedly. They give it money, but not too much lest they stir the wrath of the voter. They compromise, hoping to eat their cake while having it too. The result is not enough funds to do the job but enough to, along with all their other half-hearted programs, further mire the country in debt. That’s one of the main reasons we’re as broke as we are, and have such a large number of check marks in the “failure” column. We no longer do things in a bold way. We no longer refuse to do things. We…take a…sort of middle ground.
Great going, guys. You’ve shown that you, just like the three clowns you’re bailing out, don’t have a clue how to utilize your resources. You have a lot of nerve lecturing them when you’re exactly the same.
It’s a new day, GM is promising us. We’re going to get smaller and leaner, and lure customers away from small foreign imports with our own line of competitive, fuel-efficient cars. No more gas guzzlers. No more bloated productions, big bureaucracies, bloated labor costs. They’ve gotten the message and learned how to compete. This is a different GM.
No, that isn’t the testimony from yesterday’s trip to Capitol Hill. It’s what the troubled car company promised more than 25 years ago with the introduction of its Saturn line. After an initial success GM quickly reverted to its old ways, absorbed the once-independent division into the company mainstream, stopped coming out with new models, and basically turned the Saturn into Just Another Econobox in the ailing General Motors lineup. Its one success in a quarter of a century, and GM killed it off. Everything that made Saturn different was wiped away.
Then there was all that research into the EV1. Yeah, I know it had issues, but every new technology does. Why spend billions if you’re not interested in change for the long-haul—you know, the kind of change they once again promise they’re advocating now?
Chrysler went to the government begging for money twice. The first time, under the leadership of Lee Iacocca, they indeed paid their loan back early and came out with a highly successful line of “K” cars. (I thought they were crap, but mainstream America seemed to dig them.) But again they reverted to bland and boring and had to beg for more money to build a new technology center about 12 years later and come out with their LH line, which skeptics claimed stood for “Last Hope.” Once again, after being initially successful the automaker reverted to its old, fat, lazy ways.
And Ford…let’s not even go there. Let’s just say they haven’t had an exciting product since the mid-80s, when the Taurus and its other aero-cousins hit the market and redefined what a mainstream sedan could look like. After that their streak of “innovation” was over faster than Henry Ford could kick Edsel in the balls.
I’d like to know why when they say this time, they really really really really really really really get it, swear to God, cross my heart and hope to die, we should believe them. Would you believe a child molester who was paroled the fourth or fifth time and says this time he can live across the street from a schoolyard because he’s really really really really really really cured?
If Congress gives them a nickel they’re even bigger fuckwits than I think they are. Let the three (it seems laughable to even call them The Big Three anymore) go under. They will take much of Detroit with them, it will decimate the economy, yes. It’s time we stopped living in denial that this economy can escape decimation. Otherwise we are just prolonging the agony.
Honest, guys, you have proven again and again that Americans cannot compete. We can’t manufacture anymore, except in very small, specialized batches, or where we steal a European concept or design (and oftentimes not even then), so let’s stop kidding ourselves. It’s a lost art, a lost skill. Back in the 60s, 70s, and 80s, when the best and brightest among us all decided it was cooler to be “in high finance,” pushing around pieces of paper to make them magically more valuable instead of designing and building things and getting our hands a little dirty, instead of learning about math and science and art and all that other nerdy stuff, we sealed our fate for generations to come. Those generations have now come. The Europeans and Japanese still build things. They don’t find it demeaning to work on shop room floors. They don’t believe all the desirable jobs are in upscale office suites where people throw around obscure words and concepts that even they don’t understand, but won’t admit to not understanding, while planning power lunches and golf-course retreats, feeling smug and superior in their “white-collar” education.
Remember that raah-raah economy that started in the 80s? The greed-is-good, money-money-money fast-moving world extolled by Ronald Reagan and allegedly “fiscally-conservative” Republicans as proof America was the greatest economic powerhouse in the world, “the envy of all other nations,” as George W. Bush freuqently said early in his tenure and rarely say anymore? Free markets were magic. They floated in the ether above all criticism. Anybody who wanted respect and power didn’t dirty his fingers futzing with machinery. He never suffered more than perhaps an occasional paper cut as he turned bunches of C+ securities into a basket of “Grade A” funds by “repackaging” them and “adding value” through…through…well, maybe you can explain it to me. These were the people we respected and aspired to be like, who we wanted our kids to be as we encouraged them to pursue MBAs above all else. Meanwhile we forgot how to make toasters and press LP records that didn’t pop and click, and later CDs that didn’t skip and stutter. Did we worry? No, because we still had those finance guys in power suits running around in glass towers doing things nobody understood, but apparently making lots of money doing it. People in “other countries” with smaller economies than ours were doing all that manufacturing stuff under our logos and they did it so much better than us and for lower cost and that was not particularly alarming anybody.
This is what happens when you build castles on sand, when you bet a country’s future (and political and social philosophies) on smoke and mirrors. As the saying goes, greed is good. Now it’s just going the other way….That’s good, too.
Like a vaginal yeast infection, Sarah Palin is hard to get rid of. We had hoped that Andy Warhol’s clock on her had started ticking when Johnny Mac flew out to the tundra and pulled her out of a block of ice and told her she was his ticket to reach the Hillary supporters and Bible-nuts, but no, apparently even after the Straight-Talk Express went straight back to Arizona, Sarah is staying around to soak in some limelight rays to tan that pasty skin and those pale lips. Here’s a blog entry from the brilliant and beautifully-unconventional site Margaret & Helen, that beautifully describes just what’s so repulsive about her, and why we’d better hope her gun accidentally backfires and blows her jaw off before 2012–and let’s hope doctors don’t retrieve it and wire it shut, unless they plan to make such a move permanent.
Sarah, Rush, Ann, Sean and the rest of you IDIOTS who are pushing the U.S. quickly into Third World stature, I hope you all die—and soon. Painfully would be nice too. But we cant afford much more of you, we really can’t. This isn’t funny anymore. You’re destroying this country the way Nazi lunatic fanatics destroyed Germany in the 1930s and 40s, from beneath a bunker draped with a huge flag.
I was going to write about why the Obama victory, good as it was, wasn’t the victory, wasn’t the mandate, wasn’t the “change,” it’s being hyped as being. Why it was scary that 48% of the people still voted for more of the same thing, despite the fact that this time the same thing showed up with a parody of a statesman (statesperson) in lipstick next to him. Why it was amazing that Obama’s popular vote win was only by a margin of three percent. I was going to get around to all that…
Then Ted Rall did it for me. So being I’m in a lazy mood this month, I’ll just turn the mike over to him. Come on up, Ted, and talk to the stupid folks who think “change” is in the air…
And when you’re done reading Ted, take a gander at this great cartoon: